A Muse.

a shrewdness of apes
a coalition of cheetahs
an intrusion of cockroaches
a murder of crows
a charm of goldfinches
a troubling of goldfish
a bazaar of guillemots
an array of hedgehogs
a bloat of hippopotami
a train of jackdaws
a smack of jellyfish
a deceit of lapwings
an exaltation of larks
a tiding of magpies
a richness of martens
a romp of otters
a parliament of owls
a rhumba of rattlesnakes
a conspiracy of ravens
a surfeit of skunks
a murmuration of starlings
a mustering of storks
a mutation of thrushes
a knot of toads
a hover of trout
a pitying of turtledoves
a descent of woodpeckers

This guy has loads more...
http://www.vigay.com/nouns/

Had my wing mirror bashed by an artic today in a narrow back road that he shouldn't have been sent down. Chased after him to let him know he'd bent my wing mirror back & fair dues to the guy, when I drove further down to park up, he'd walked all the way back down the road to find where I'd parked.

Turned out casing was a bit scratched but no biggie. Poor guy had been sent up the wrong creek by his sat nav & I wished him well getting out the other end.

Rest of the day didn't go as well.

Had to cancel the Dylan Moran tickets  

Finally gave up on MFI & referred it to Trading Standards

Went to the butchers for some chicken & when I got it out to cook it for tea found it was off  ... time to look for a new butchers, methinks

The Ghostbuster's Hearse
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I have no idea why I keep dreaming that Johnny Vegas and I are on some sort of journey/adventure together.
The last time, we were in a luxurious hotel trying to head downstairs to find a hospital or some form of treatment for hurt limbs after a hectic sojourn through hell & high tide.  We found the hotel swimming pool, which was a far better distraction.
This time we'd been on some far flung trip, down rapids at one point I think - but that's what comes of playing Wii golf too late at night (I'd got the flowing rivers implanted on my retina, I think). I gave him a 'mate' kind of hug at the end - he had a really nice, dark blue, soft jersey top on. I remember thinking, what lovely soft cotton.

Ho hum.

sumo bank has gone belly up

the tailor's co-operative is just trying to cut through all the red tape

and

monica lewinski's bank is on its knees