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  • The Story of Bob & Betty Hill

    Bob & Betty Hill were holidaying in Europe, near Transylvania. They were driving along a deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front. Suddenly the car skids! Bob attempts to gain control, but to no avail! The car swerves and smashes into a tree.
    Bob shakes his head to clear the fog.

    Dazed, he looks over and sees his wife unconscious, with her head bleeding!

    Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob knows he has to get her medical assistance. He carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging down the road.

    After a while, he sees a light coming from a large, old house. He approaches the door and knocks.

    A small, hunched man opens the door. Bob immediately blurts out, "My name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife Betty. We've been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I please use your phone?"

    "I'm sorry," replied the hunchback, "but we don't have a phone. My master is a doctor; come in and I will get him!"

    When inside, an older man comes down the stairs. "I'm afraid my assistant has misled you. I am not a medical doctor; I am a scientist. However, we are miles from the nearest clinic, I have had basic medical training, I will see what I can do. Igor, show them down to the laboratory."

    Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs, with Bob following. Igor places Betty on a table in the lab. Bob collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries, so Igor places Bob on an adjoining table.

    After his examination, Igor's master looks worried.

    "Things are serious, Igor.. Prepare a transfusion."

    Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail.

    Bob and Betty Hill are no more.

    The Hills' deaths upset Igor's master greatly. Wearily, he goes into his conservatory which houses his grand piano. It is here he has always found solace.. He begins to play, and a stirring, almost haunting melody fills the house..

    Igor is still in the lab and his eyes catch movement. He notices the fingers on Betty's hand twitch, keeping time to the haunting music. Stunned, he watches as Bob's arm begins to rise, marking the beat! He is further amazed when Betty and Bob both sit up straight!

    Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the conservatory.

    He bursts in and shouts: "Master, Master! .....

    (wait for it !)

    ... the Hills are alive with the sound of music!"

  • Still Life by Jill Wright

    Still Life

    Damn good.

  • Chuck a shoe at Bush

    Love this.

    http://www.sockandawe.com/

    :))

  • Recession-proof jobs

    Another list! wahey!

    According to MSN, these are the ten most recession-proof jobs.  I'm not too sure about the inclusion of construction workers, myself, but then what do I know.

    1. Human resources managers
    2. Construction workers
    3. Public relations professionals
    4. Teachers
    5. Midwifery
    6. IT Consultants
    7. Nursing
    8. Accountancy
    9. Oil workers
    10. Market researchers

    Source

    http://msn.careerbuilder.co.uk/Article/MSN-216-Job-Search-10-Growing-Jobs-Despite-the-Economy/?SiteId=int_ukmsn_a216hp&sc_extcmp=int_ukmsn_a216hp&GT1=62500

  • Who's in Trouble so far

    2009

    22 January: Threshers and Wine Rack off-licence  in talks

    12 January: Land of Leather in administration

    9 January: Cardfair and Card Warehouse chains close down

    7 January: Viyella in administration

    7 January: Miller Brothers, electrical goods retailer in administration

    6 January: Passion for Perfume - redundancies

    5 January: Adams childrenswear in administration

    5 January: Waterford Wedgwood in administration

    2008

    30 December: Olan Mills set to enter administration

    29 December: USC fashion chain enters administration

    24 December: Zavvi, formerly Virgin Megastores, appoints administrators

    23 December: Officers Club in administration

    23 December: Whittard of Chelsea bought out of "pre-pack administration" by  Epic

    12 December: Strategy Retail group that includes Fads, in administration

    4 December: The Pier collapses in administration

    26 November: Woolworths in administration

    26 November: MFI in administration

    21 November: MK One fashion in administration

    10 October: Hardy Amies files for administration

    1 October: Miss Sixty fashion (Energie fashion brand) in administration

    26 September: Joy clothes/homeware in administration

    26 September: Rosebys calls in administration

    25 September: Willis Gambier in administration (furniture supplier to Marks & Spencer and John Lewis)

    4 August: Wrapit internet wedding list company in crisis

    21 July: Floors-2-Go collapses

    3 July: Sofa chain ScS Upholstery rescued by Sun European Partners

    26 June: Ilva danish furniture UK business in administration

    21 May: MK One chain in administration only 3wks after being acquired by Hilco

    12 May: New Heights shuts all its shops

    15 April: Ethel Austin collapses

    1 April: Sleep Depot in administration

    1 April: Toyzone in administration

    11 February: Base in administration

    10 February: Elvi in administration

    1 February: The Works in administration

    28 January: Stead & Simpson bought out of administration by Shoe Zone

    21 January: Dolcis in administration

    Jan 07: Blooming Marvellous tbc

  • That Charlotte Church advert

    What is that tv advert she does so professionally - you know, the one that looks like she's been drinking heavily at various nightclubs for 5 hours and has ended up dancing with a freaky armadillo that looks like it's come straight out of a Stephen King novel.

    Mind you, I'm sure we've all had nights out like that, though.

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